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	<title>Moe Slitz &#187; Shit for Brains</title>
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	<description>An irreverent personal blog chronicling the real life adventures of an aspirational frat boy.</description>
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		<title>The Office&#8230; Needs Some Beer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 20:37:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Moe</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Shit for Brains]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever sit down and think what it would be like if some chill beer replaced that shitty coffee at the office?
Of course you did. And I bet we came to the same conclusion.
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		<title>Bar Dictionary</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 20:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Moe</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Having just returned from a friend&#8217;s wedding (sucker!), I had the chance to brush up on my bar lingo.
Good news, I&#8217;m still fluent. And hungover.
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		<title>Moe Wisdom</title>
		<link>http://www.moeslitz.com/archive/2007/06/moe_wisdom.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 20:22:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Moe</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Shit for Brains]]></category>
<category>funny</category><category>life</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a while since my last post. Been very busy &#8212; doing nothing.
And now I&#8217;m back.
But I&#8217;ve got nothing&#8230;
~ Moe.
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		<title>Male Rules Revisited</title>
		<link>http://www.moeslitz.com/archive/2007/06/male_rules_revisited.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 00:24:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Moe</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Shit for Brains]]></category>
<category>beach</category><category>internet</category><category>male rules</category><category>naked</category><category>party</category><category>sex</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every so often my beloved buddies spam me with some innate, half-wit shit that&#8217;s been making the email rounds for the last 10+ years (i.e. remember when Al Gore invented the internet?). And today was no exception.
After firing up my PC at the office and taking another sip of &#8220;water&#8221; (What?! Like I&#8217;m the only [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ode To A STD</title>
		<link>http://www.moeslitz.com/archive/2007/05/ode_to_a_std.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 20:12:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Moe</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Shit for Brains]]></category>
<category>best friend</category><category>life</category><category>party</category><category>sex</category><category>std</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[These overdue props go out to all my beloved and misunderstood ex-STDs.
Yup, I&#8217;m talking about you guys&#8230; my homies Crabs, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Scabies, HSV and HPV!
I miss you.
XOXO,
~ Moe.
ODE TO A STD (AKA &#8220;Why STDs Are Your Best Friend&#8221;):
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		<title>Moe Musings</title>
		<link>http://www.moeslitz.com/archive/2007/05/moe_musings.php</link>
		<comments>http://www.moeslitz.com/archive/2007/05/moe_musings.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2007 00:08:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Moe</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Shit for Brains]]></category>
<category>funny</category><category>life</category><category>lubricant</category><category>mistakes</category><category>naked</category><category>vodka</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a few tidbits I&#8217;d like to pass along about some things I learned in life. Let&#8217;s hope others will learn from my mistakes&#8230;
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