Ever sit down and think what it would be like if some chill beer replaced that shitty coffee at the office?

Of course you did. And I bet we came to the same conclusion.

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Having just returned from a friend’s wedding (sucker!), I had the chance to brush up on my bar lingo.

Good news, I’m still fluent. And hungover.

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It’s been a while since my last post. Been very busy — doing nothing.

And now I’m back.

But I’ve got nothing…

~ Moe.

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Every so often my beloved buddies spam me with some innate, half-wit shit that’s been making the email rounds for the last 10+ years (i.e. remember when Al Gore invented the internet?). And today was no exception.

After firing up my PC at the office and taking another sip of “water” (What?! Like I’m the only guy who drinks on the job…?) I found this classic gem buried between some discount Viagra offer and free cock pump giveaway…

Enjoy. And keep on following the rules.

~ Moe.

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These overdue props go out to all my beloved and misunderstood ex-STDs.

Yup, I’m talking about you guys… my homies Crabs, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Scabies, HSV and HPV!

I miss you.

XOXO,

~ Moe.

ODE TO A STD (AKA “Why STDs Are Your Best Friend”):

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Just a few tidbits I’d like to pass along about some things I learned in life. Let’s hope others will learn from my mistakes…

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