So it’s Monday and I’m at the office bored out of my fucking mind, looking for some creative ways to kill time and cope with my massive hangover.

Well, guess what? I couldn’t find any.

So what did I do, you ask?

I did what any self-respecting corporate monkey with a high-speed internet connection would do: I trolled the internet for hot chicks.

MySpace hotties to be exact.

And none of that aspiring model, actress, pornstar shit. No, I’m talking about some good ol’ hometown hotties and sorority babes.

Good times, yo!

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I’ve no idea who is in charge of picking the “Maxim Hot 100“, but that dude has got to have his head checked out.

Pronto!

I mean, seriously. Has anyone seen this year’s Top 20??

One word: Crackheads. And not the pretty kind.

What a fucking joke.

I’m just glad I didn’t renew my subscription…