Moe Musings
Just a few tidbits I’d like to pass along about some things I learned in life. Let’s hope others will learn from my mistakes…
* Liquid soap does NOT make a good personal lubricant during alone time.
* If you’re going to cliff jump naked… take your suit with you.
* Get the money first before attempting a dare. Or more importantly, don’t do a dare unless money’s involved! (Jeez, I could have been very rich by now…)
* Don’t drink & drive… Obviously, do all your drinking before hand.
* When playing Rouchambeau (or however you want to spell it) be the first to kick.
* Rock, paper, scissors is more fun with the real items.
* And last, but not least… ANYTHING seems like a good idea after five shots of Vodka (see above).
Have a great and safe Memorial Day Weekend everyone!
Inny Minnie Miny,
~ Moe.
